The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Peter's Evil Overlord List

This is an awesome list from the FidoNet days. I think Peter covered just about all the cliche issues in all the SciFi/Thriller/Action genres.

I have not figured out #99, unless this is a floppy disk reference:

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